Essay advice from a high profile guest

Trying something a little different, below is a special guest post from my colleague, Jon Reider, Director of College Counseling at San Francisco High School and former associate director of admissions at Stanford University. It may be a wee bit confusing as I have infused his article with some points (mostly counterpoints) with some notes from yours truly:

Five Traits That Matter in College Admissions
By Jon Reider

College admissions becomes more competitive every year,
Geez, I couldn’t even wait to let him finish his first sentence! Much as I respect Jon, the idea that college admissions is much more competitive isn’t supported by the data. There are a lot more applications, but not so many more applicants compared to the number of spaces available. A small handful of schools have gotten more competitive, but others less so. Of course, Mason is WAY more competitive, but that’s just because we’re so popular. Now, what were you saying?

…and high grades and test scores can no longer make an applicant stand out.
What?! Of course they make you stand out! It’s MOSTLY about the grades!

Students have one shot to personally impress admissions officers – the essays.
And recommendations. And lists of extracurriculars. And at Mason you can submit a YouTube video…

Colleges want to see depth in your personality. A strong essay that harnesses your voice and shows the ‘true you’ often can make a difference in your evaluation.
Unless we don’t really like the true you…

When writing your application essay, consider these five traits that admissions officers usually look for:

Vulnerability
Don’t pretend you are a superhero! Through your essay, you need to address the admissions officer who reads it – an adult with their own life experiences, who does not know you but wants to get to know you better. Colleges want students who know they are human and who have developed through challenging themselves.
Hmmm. I see what you mean, but if I could enroll a superhero, I have to admit I’d be tempted. I mean, not Hulk or Wolverine – too much damage to campus. Green Lantern would be a good Mason fit – already has the right colors…

Reflectiveness/Insight
Have you grown with your experiences? Do you look inward and learn from both your successes and failures? Admissions officers look for students who take every opportunity to mature. It is one thing to simply write about what has happened to you, and another to show how you have changed because of these events.
No argument here – insightful seems better than not insightful.

Brevity
Admissions officers have long days. They might be reading your application at 9am over a cup of coffee or at 11PM before going to sleep. The phones might be ringing in the background. It should not take 110% of their focus to get through your essays. Be succinct and clear. Is that string of 10-letter adjectives really necessary to express yourself, or are you just trying to show off your vocabulary?
yes – short good.

Likeability
A college is a community, and admissions officers want to know how you interact with others. When writing an essay, try to work in an example of a time in which you brought people together. Perhaps it was with humor, or good-will, or sincerity. The person reading your essay should want to be your friend and not just on facebook.
Unless the admissions officer is an unlikable introvert who really hates the popular people. No really, it happens.

Intellectuality
Tell the truth, Jon, is that a word?

If your transcript shows you know how to take a test, you may be tempted to think you don’t need to write about academics. More than grades, however, admissions officers want to know how ideas move you. Will you go to class because you have to, or will you go because you truly love learning? Try to illustrate a time when you were motivated by learning itself, and not just by a high grade.

Jon Reider is the former Senior Associate Director of Admission for Stanford University. He has created curriculum for developing application essays and is the principal advisor to iAdmissions, a unique essay counseling service.
That being said, Jon’s a pretty smart guy, and his points are well taken. And, fortunately, he has a good sense of humor, I hope. Do me a favor and check out his new book, Admissions Matters, just in case he isn’t thrilled with my commentary. Be seeing you.

Early admission…trick or treat?

It is entirely possible that I am not one of the world’s more patient people. I find myself fuming in line at the grocery store, building up serious resentment for customers in front of me who insist on paying by check (making notes in their checkbook worthy of a novella). I’m even worse when some poor soul is paying with old fashioned cash, usually while trying to include a wide variety of coins from various pockets/purse compartments.

So while I glare at the microwave for making my popcorn FAR too slowly, there are a handful of things I’d like to last a bit longer. My favorite holiday, for instance, is Halloween. Costumes – good. Candy – good. What’s not to love? I don’t expect my favorite Holiday to last forever, but you’d think we could at least get to the day of the holiday before we dump into the Hana-ramadana-mus/Chrismakah rush. So there I was yesterday, strolling (rushing) through the grocery store “promotions” aisle looking for a few more bags of candy (and maybe just one more 8 foot inflatable light up mummy) when I realize I have a far better chance of getting a singing Rudolph (with Menorah for antlers) than finding a shred of celebratory material for my beloved.

Bah. Humbug.

This may explain, to some small extent, why I find the discussion of early admission programs so aggravating. I sympathize with those of you who just want the process done and your decision made leaving you free to enjoy your senior year. At the same time, I think that many of you underestimate the potential of actually ENJOYING picking a school – of getting more than one admission and being able to take some time, compare your choices, and make an informed decision, rather than rushing the process. Would you, for instance, be willing to, absolutely and without hesitation, commit by November 1 to a prom date?

This is why many colleges and universities (like Mason!) offer early action. Early action let’s you apply and (usually) get your admission decision early, but with NO COMMITMENT. You have, at nearly every college and university, until May 1 of your senior year to make up your mind! How relaxing! NOTE/Shameless plug: Mason’s early action deadline is Monday, November 2nd, so stop relaxing and apply now!

A few colleges have figured out that they can look nice by not having Early Decision (see last post) but still (sort of) forcing you to commit. These are the (at times completely inexplicable) “restricted” or “single-choice” or “bizarre” Early Action plans. These institutions offer you “Early Action” as long as you are not applying through any other restricted early process. Did that make sense? No? I sympathize, I really do. Go have a nice candy cane or chocolate dreidel to make yourself feel better. Happy Halloween! Be seeing you.

Who gets the worm?

Early can be good: first in line, best seat at the concert, first to start an incredibly cool new trend. It can also be bad: awkwardly early to a party; waiting hours for an event to start; or first to start what you hoped would be a trend, but turns out to be a huge embarrassment about which your so-called friends, when they stumble upon your profile years later, will make epic and humiliating Facebook posts (and yes, I am grateful for the ability to delete tags from pictures, particularly pictures from the 80’s).

As in life, being early has plusses and minuses in the admissions process. Fortunately the colleges and universities all got together many years ago to create a series of terms and policies to clarify all of these issues. When that got too confusing, we came together again and re-clarified, adding new and more wonderful terminology. As with most of college admissions, this has left the process clear as mud.

For the detailed terminology, I recommend the website of the National Association for College Admissions Counseling. They break the kinds of admissions processes down into “restrictive” and “non restrictive”, which I think is helpful. Those of you who are high school seniors, however, will likely think “early” and “not as early”, since this time of year your life is dominated by deadlines, so I’ll just focus on the early options.

Disclosure note: George Mason University has an Early Action program, and not early decision.

The big grand daddy of early admissions processes is called, “EARLY DECISION.” I write it all in caps to make it appear appropriately ominous. The theory is that you pick just one school to apply “ED”, and if that school offers you admission you are committed to attend.

Colleges and universities largely rely on high schools to enforce this commitment, so high schools are only supposed to send a transcript for one ED application. If you receive an ED acceptance you’re supposed to withdraw any other applications you’ve submitted.

ED was designed, I’m told, for all of you super, hyper-achieving students who already know for sure where you want to go, thereby reducing the long stressful wait for admission decisions in the spring. I have to admit, however, that I suspect it was (or at least is) really designed to allow colleges and universities to lock in you super, hyper-achieving students without giving you as much time to consider your options.

As you might have guessed, I’m not a fan of ED. Most of you can’t even decide who you want to date from day to day let alone having less time to decide which school to pick. You should also note that you won’t have any chance to compare financial aid packages, although in theory you can drop your ED if the financial aid ends up being “insufficient”.

Every admissions officer I’ve met HATES when admissions is compared to buying a car. I understand – this is an educational decision, and car sales have a bad reputation, and we try not to upsell you on the satellite radio package and rust-proofing when you select a college. That being said, I see ED as kind of like walking into a car dealership and saying, “I definitely want THIS car from THIS dealer – no worries, I’m not going to look anywhere else!” I mean, who does that?

Of course, that would make sense if that really was the ONE car you really wanted and that dealer really was the only one that had that car, and they had a limited number, and your chances of getting your hands on that model improved somewhat if you made such a declaration. But remember – the college selection process is NOT like buying a car.

Simply put – early decision means early commitment. It is true that for many schools with ED applying in that process improves your admission chances to some degree, so I can’t tell you it’s a bad idea for you. I can, however, remind you that there are over 4,000 colleges and universities out there and that it’s very likely more than one is a great fit for you. Next up – the OTHER early options. Be seeing you.

Editor’s note – Dean Flagel asked that I note that he managed to use dominated, restrictive, ED, and early all in the same article and still kept the tone appropriate. So noted.

Author’s note – not even ONE reference to a little blue pill!

Admissions NEXT BIG THING

I’m on my way to the Association for College Admissions Counseling national conference where a massive amount of time will be spent (one might say wasted) on technology issues.  There are a slew of sessions on the use of technology, and, of course, a whole bunch of companies that claim to offer THE NEXT BIG THING.

Of course it’s assumed that we already have the basic technology – a decent (frustrating and cumbersome) online application system and some kind of (not very attractive or impressive) web site. The big topic this year is Twitter.  Yes, I know that the data says that high school students really don’t use Twitter…but we don’t let the facts get in the way of THE NEXT BIG THING. 

About four years ago THE NEXT BIG THING was supposed to be blogging, and a lot of offices jumped on that bandwagon, with readers by the…dozens. As a result I suspect there are some deans out there writing far more eloquently than I, yet sadly, few will ever read their musings.  Well, maybe I’m not all that sad about it, but that’s not my point.  As I recall, YouTube was the hot topic three years ago.  Many colleges started YouTube channels only to find that students really aren’t all that interested in college channels on YouTube. 

Then last year the hot topic was Facebook.  I can only imagine how many of you, when surfing for information on a school, stop and think, “I was totally disinterested in this school, but now that they created a Facebook app to tell me what food they are serving in the cafeteria, I am SOLD!”

The sad truth is that admissions offices tend to be way behind our prospective students when it comes to THE NEXT BIG THING.  It’s incredibly frustrating to know that in other buildings on our campus they are probably building THE NEXT BIG THING which, if I’m not mistaken, will run largely on cheese. Or geo-solar, nuclear energy.  Or a hamster treadmill…I should probably pay more attention to the briefings, but that’s not important right now.

What is important is that universities are often the centers of technology development.  Mason had the first doctoral programs in the world in information technology and in computational science, and we’ve been among the world leaders in those fields.  I’m practically on top of THE NEXT BIG THING.

So why are admissions offices so far behind?  First, many of my fellow deans are, if you’ll excuse the expression, OLD.  Second, for years we’ve hired admissions officers that can do a great job at a college fair.  If they happened to know technology, that was a coincidence.  As a result, most colleges and university admissions officers wouldn’t know THE NEXT BIG THING if it “friended” us. 

Here’s a good example, and a shameless plug to boot: Students always complain that admissions is all about numbers, that we don’t get to “know them.”  One of my staff members suggested we let our applicants submit videos as part of their application.  In YouTube.  And let anyone see them and rank them.

Let’s be clear.  That FREAKS ME OUT.  No chance ten years ago anyone would have considered in any way sharing information that applicants submit with other applicants.  So I said, “No.”  Then they ran a test with our Student Ambassador applicants, and I had to admit that, just maybe, I was wrong.  Just. This. Once. 

So now we’re the first university to incorporate YouTube into our application process.  And just maybe we found THE NEXT BIG THING.  Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go tweet about it.  Be seeing you.

Comments, questions, feedback? Let me hear it!

We’ve been getting quite a bit of email feedback and questions, which go to our central in-box then get forwarded.  Many of the questoins are off topic from my postings, so my staff members (tired, I suspect, of having to forward those emails) suggested we created a blog post for whatever random topics you might want to raise.

I’m still lounging at the shore, while my staff are busy answering those emails and over at President’s Park, one of our freshmen housing areas, helping our newest Patriots move into their rooms. Shameless Plug – Like most universities, Mason has a great Welcome Week I’m looking forward to when I get back in town this weekend.    In between vacation and campus events I’ll try to get around to posting some the comments and questions we’ve already received.  Feel free to use this post to put up whatever discussion topics you’d like to add, admissions or otherwise. Be seeing you.

Admissions Article as Teachable Moment

I was on vacation with my family this week when my seven-year-old son overheard one of his cousins calling another member of the family a “tool” and asked me what that meant. I tried to explain that the term “tool” can be used to suggest that a person is easily used or manipulated by others and that it’s another way of saying the person is a fool, or at least terribly mislead.

Since he still seemed confused, I used a recent example from admissions. I had just read an article in the Journal of College Admissions regarding score optional admissions, or admissions decisions in which SAT or ACT scores are not used as factors. the author also had a nearly identical article in Recruitment and Retention in Higher Education. Perhaps some may consider it questionable to have the same article under two different names in two different publications, but that’s not a reason to consider the author a “tool”.

In the article(s), the author raises ethical questions regarding colleges and universities that have implemented score optional admission policies. He asserts that the reasons for implementing such policies are entirely self-serving. He also notes that most institutions with these policies claim higher SAT/ACT averages when they only report averages of students who submitted scores.

I don’t doubt that some institutions have self-serving reasons for implementing such policies. I can speak for Mason, however. Mason, shameless plug here, may be the largest competitive institution in the nation to have implemented such a policy. We did it based on really solid data that standardized tests were not good predictors of success for our applicants with the strongest academic records. We allow students to substitute greater weighting on leadership experience in place of standardized test scores. So far, as with nearly every school that has implemented such a policy, we have found that students who we admit through our score optional policy do just as well as students with similar academic records admitted with scores. It appears, however, that the author never bothered to do a lick of research and has no idea of the data behind these decisions. Such sloppy and incompetent research could lead some to label the author a slacker, but not necessarily a tool.

His point on how colleges with score optional policies average their scores is even more ridiculous. He claims that not including scores from score optional applicants who are admitted in our admitted student averages is misleading. So, if I follow what the author is trying to pass off as logic, if I include scores in Mason’s averages that had nothing to do with students’ admission, I will somehow make my averages more accurate. These statistics, as a result of following his method, would be less likely to help future applicants understand their chances of admission. Such inept logic is most unfortunate, but again doesn’t brand the author a tool.

All of these issues were enough to get my attention and arouse my disdain for the articles. Imagine my delight, then, only a few days after I read the first of these wonderful articles to receive an email from the company that employs the author (official motto, “helping you get your future students to accept higher tuition and lower financial aid, no matter what kind of education you decide to provide”) inviting me to participate in a phone interview survey of higher education practices and the use of standardized testing, “on behalf of a client in the college admissions testing industry” (would that be SAT or ACT? So many choices!).

Fascinating. Let’s review. The author works for a company that consults for educational organizations, and his company has a contract with one of the standardized testing companies. Those companies seem to perceive (wrongly, I think) that score optional policies are a threat. Then he writes an article (twice!) condemning the policies that concern his company’s client.

Now I don’t mean to disparage the author, who I have never met and who I’m sure had very good intention in writing his article – both times. I will say, however, that by the time I was done explaining, my seven-year-old understood the use of these terms (or at least said he did, possibly in order to get me to stop explaining). The question is, do you? Be seeing you.

Love and Hypocrisy – August in Admissions

In the world of admissions officers, August is an incredibly stressful time. The source of this anxiety isn’t the students moving in, the recruitment travel restarting, or the summer ending. It’s THE RANKINGS.

Most of my colleagues describe their feelings towards THE RANKINGS as ambivalent. Ambivalent means they hate them, they really hate them. Even when their college or university is blessed by THE RANKINGS, they still hate them, even as they brag about them.

Shameless (clearly hypocritical!) plug: Mason again ranked in the top “schools to watch” in U.S. News and World Report. Last year we were number one in this category, also called, “Up and Coming national universities”, this year we are number two. My boss remarked that this makes us the “Up and Second-Coming” institution, but as a public university we have to steer clear of such religious overtones.

This passionate distaste for THE RANKINGS, in between bragging opportunities, always seems bizarre to me since clearly students, parents, and most of society find them at least moderately useful, as judged by massive internet traffic and magazine sales. On the other hand, I think it’s really important to put THE RANKINGS into some reasonable context.

With all due respect to Bob Morse, my longtime acquaintance that runs the U.S. News rankings, the rankings are, for the most part, hooey. That’s a technical term meaning, “a lots of statistical data that doesn’t actually mean a thing if you’re trying to determine the quality of a school.”

U.S. News, of course, starts with a massive survey of experts on college and university quality with no vested in interested in manipulating the survey results, and by that, of course, I mean exactly the opposite. In reality, university presidents, provosts, and admissions deans (that’s who fills out the survey) don’t have all that much time to brush up on everything going on at the several hundred other colleges and universities in the survey, and, as has been reported in recent articles, they have pretty strong motivations to adjust their responses to favor their own institutions. Fortunately, I genuinely feel that Mason is the best university – ever – so I have no ethical risk in how I respond…which should give you some idea of how these things work.

These surveys are the most influential part of the U.S. News ranking, but those surveys are balanced by statistical data that is completely accurate, impossible to manipulate, and corresponds exactly to the quality of each institution, and again by that I mean the exact opposite. THE RANKINGS, for instance, love the SAT and ACT. Even while you try to convince us that you are more than a test score, THE RANKINGS assume that an incoming class is just that – an average test score. The only thing more important than the incoming class is how much money each school spends and earns.

I can hear those logic gears turning in your head as you wonder, “What the heck does how much money a school earns and spends have to do with whether it’s the right school for me?” Good question. With money as a huge factor, of course, it guarantees that the rankings won’t change all that much from year to year, which is great if you’re, say, selling magazines to people who expect to see the same names at the top of the list each year.

Recognizing these tiny, wee flaws in their methodology, U.S. News also offers a bunch of other rankings, including a survey of guidance counselors and some specialty rankings (Did I mention, Mason again ranked in the top Schools To Watch?) based on the same entirely fair and unbiased survey of presidents, provosts and deans they use for the overall ranking. Princeton Review and Forbes (which ranked Mason the top public university in the D.C. area!) use student surveys. Of course, students have no bias and are a great source of statistically sound data, and by that I continue to mean the exact opposite.

Very slowly there are some better tools being developed. The National Survey of Student Engagement does some great work trying to look at outcomes, what actually happens to students while enrolled at colleges and universities, and U.S. News has been publishing some of their results as well. There are also some interesting specialty rankings being developed for green schools, religious institutions, and gay-friendly campuses, just to name a few, that are likely to be a lot more help as you try to navigate your college search.

The bottom line is that the rankings can be an interesting shortcut to developing your interest list, but don’t get sucked into thinking there’s a lot of substance behind them. My suggestion: build your own ranking based on the things you think are most important. Send me your suggestions for what should go on that list and I’ll post them in a future column. Who knows – maybe we can control THE RANKINGS of the future! Be seeing you.

Life goals at a discount? The manipulation of transfer students

Time, once again, to rant about how colleges and universities busy themselves trying to manipulate you.

Transfer students are a hot commodity in admissions. Since Mason is one of the most popular transfer destinations in the U.S., I may be even more disturbed by misinformation about transferring schools than I am about the usual admissions confusion. A recent article intended for college admissions officers reminded me of this pet peeve.

Jason Bakker is a most excellent college marketing guru. In a recent article on Ypulse.com, however, he offers help with responding to the “increase” in potential transfer students, asserting that what transfer students want most is help achieving their “life goals,” and therefore, colleges should market themselves to that concept. Instead of trying to prove that point, Jason offers some examples of tuition discounts. He seems to feel the main reason students transfer is to get a cheaper education. This could lead colleges to believe that the best way to convince you to transfer schools is to offer you a better financial deal. No offense to Jason, but that seems like a big steaming pile of nonsense.
Community college or other transfer students are no more prone to respond to value or discount pitches than any other group of prospective students. In fact, claiming to be “cheaper” can just as easily translate to impressions of lower quality rather than higher value. This may seem insane, but there is far more evidence that raising cost increases perceived value and little evidence that lowering tuition provides comparable benefit. That’s how colleges and universities get into that whole dirty science of how little they can discount your tuition and still get you to enroll – otherwise they’d all just lower their price, and transfer students would be flocking to the least expensive schools.
As for Jason’s initial assertion that what transfer students want most is help with life goals (he means making more money), colleges have been trying lay stake to that claim for years. Of course, the data says that your income level after college has nothing to do with what college you attend, but don’t let that stop you savvy (evil) marketers!
What clearly works with transfers (and every other market segment) are assertions of quality. Strangely, we tie quality to exclusivity –schools that are hard to get into are more likely to be labeled as high quality. That impression (linked to hints of future income) is one successful way to reach out to recruit transfer students, and the cost issue can have an inverse relationship to that effort. In simple terms, colleges and universities have found that being more expensive makes it easier to claim higher quality. It even raises school standing in the rankings.
There is a better, even less evil, way to recruit transfer students. Far more than freshmen, transfer students are concerned with convenience and expedience. Access to online courses, evening and weekend classes, acceptance of credit, and general accommodation and assimilation of transfer students are HUGE issues, often far outweighing (although also influencing through time to degree) cost of attendance. Be seeing you.

The Myth of Complication

A couple of weeks ago, the ongoing drama at the University of Illinois (motto, “Will trade admissions for appointment to U.S. Senate.”) led me to post a note debunking one of the three great myths of college admissions. In case you’ve forgotten, the three great myths of college admissions are:
1) The college admissions process is fair.
2) The college admissions process is complicated.
3) The college admissions process is easy to predict.

I’ve already covered that the process is unfair, and I’ll cover more of that in the future since the general unfairness of the process is one of my favorite subjects. Today, however, a bit about how very simple admissions can be.

If you were able to get the resumes of the staff members in most admissions offices that review applications, you would find a HUGE number of them that are recent college graduates. I don’t mean, mind you, that they just finished their Nobel Prize-worthy dissertations for their Ph.D.’s and are taking time off from rocket science and quantum physics to read your application. Actually, most admissions file reviewers are the same admissions “officers” you see at college fairs and high school visits. By and large, those individuals recently (as in the past two years) finished their bachelor’s degrees, and this gig in admissions is their first full time job.

Speaking of first full time jobs, a giant SHAMLESS PLUG to one of my favorite George Mason University alumni, Kevin “BDK” McCarthy. Kevin took an internship with one of our local D.C. area radio stations as a student. He accepted HEAPS of abuse in return for opportunities at the microphone and has managed in just a couple of years to parlay that into being one of the hottest up and coming film critics in the country. Apart from creating a job/career for himself, he has also managed to make me INSANELY jealous by getting to sit down with some of the biggest stars in Hollywood. Check out his movie review site so you can share in my envy.

Before I get heaps of complaints from colleagues (or whining from my staff) I need clarify that I am NOT saying that admissions people aren’t every bit as smart and hard working as Kevin. Many are quite (ahem) brilliant. There is, however, no standardized test to become an admissions officer, and there are no sources (of which I am aware) for checking what scores those staff members received back when THEY were applying to college, so you’ll just have to take my word for it that there are some smart people working in this field. However, and I say this implying no ill will toward any of my colleagues at any institution anywhere, there are a fair share of knuckleheads who occupy desks in admissions offices across the country.

In other words, one does not need brilliance to perform the task of reviewing applications and selecting students for admissions. It also doesn’t take all that much training. I’ve experimented with this by taking a sample of applications, taking out all the names and personal information, and showing them to groups of teachers, guidance counselors, students, and parents, giving only about fifteen minutes of instruction each time. Amazingly, they will all pretty much make the same decisions. In fact, they will even make the same decisions my “experienced” and “highly trained” admissions staff made.

Why is it so easy? In another post I explained that the vast majority of decisions are decided on academic record more than anything else. Even at the most competitive institutions, there is enough difference in scores, grades, essays, and the rest to be able to sort students fairly well. Most admissions officers that I’ve met in my career tell me that reading applications is the least interesting part of their job, and usually by the second year in admissions I have staff members begging me for more of almost any other assignment.

Considering how very simple process this process can be and how decisions are very consistent no matter who is doing the reviewing, you may think that the outcomes are VERY predictable. WRONG. You’ve fallen prey to the third myth, but that’s a tale for another day. Be seeing you.”

Using campus visits to help pick a college

The Boston Globe had an article this week about how families are striving to visit colleges despite the state of economy, and it reminded me to update this post from last year:

I always encourage LOTS of campus visits. I don’t suggest this because I believe by going on a never ending series of walking tours you will suddenly find THE PERFECT SCHOOL. As I’ve mentioned before, I think the whole idea of one perfect school is mostly a marketing pitch we admissions officers have created to try to raise our profiles and your stress levels.

Shameless Plug: If you had been visiting Mason yesterday you would have gotten somewhat inconvenienced by our many VIP visitors for the kickoff event for the new G.I. Bill that was held on campus. You probably would have forgiven us, however, if you’d caught a glimpse of either President Obama or Vice President Biden, both on campus for the event (one of the few times both visited the same university at the same time since they’ve been off the campaign trail). A number of Mason students were able to attend in VIP seating, and an incoming student, Staff Sergeant Jim Miller, even got to introduce the President and Vice President.

As I was saying, instead of trying to find your “dream school”, think of college visits as a way to figure out what you want most out of college. That takes a lot of pressure off these visits, which can actually be a pretty good time if you handle them in the right way.

I realize you may be thinking, “It’s not like I don’t have every minute already over-scheduled, now you want me to add a bunch of visits to schools and not even try to find the perfect one? Clearly you have no idea what my time is like, and you are at best clueless and at worst an idiot.” In the interest of preserving your time and my reputation, consider ways to make this process less time consuming and more fun. You might bear in mind, for instance, that it can be helpful to visit colleges and universities in your own area before visiting any others to get an idea of what kind of questions to ask, and what kind of propaganda you’re likely to hear. Also know that you don’t have to go this alone, you can bring friends. You also CAN go this alone, and don’t have to have your parents with you at every visit.

Finally, I suggest making the visits into some kind of competition with your friends. A few years ago I started suggesting playing a game called, “make the admissions officer cry” during your visits. During one speech where I used this line an admissions officer from one of our rival schools was so offended she sent me a sternly worded email about how serious the admissions process is and how my ridiculous efforts trivialized the lofty role of admissions officers. I may or may not have suggested she seek medical advice for removing the stick that instiution seems to require that staff members…well, you get the idea.

In any event, and for the sake of preserving the sensibilities of additional admissions officers similarly over-obsessed with their own feelings of superiority, I note that I don’t REALLY want you to make anyone cry, and that you should bear in mind that the person conducting your information session during a campus visit may very well be the same person who will read your application, and they may just remember you. So no name calling, making fun of bad haircuts, etc. What the game really involves is asking incredibly difficult questions.

My favorite question to ask in this game is, “What’s the worst thing about your school?” Amazingly, even though I’ve been giving this advice for years, many admissions officers still totally freeze up at the site of this question. Many will give you their best salesperson smile and respond, “Nothing – I can’t think of one thing wrong with this school.” Riiiight. Be seeing you.